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Song Parodies -> "My Girlfriend Is Soluble"

Original Song Title:

"Simply Irrestible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"My Girlfriend Is Soluble"

Parody Written by:

YouKnowItsJoe

The Lyrics

Well shes not very kissable
Her body is corrodable, yeah yeah
And she over emotional
Because she disintregable

Well her strange circumstance, is giving her fame
But shes scared to go out, just incase it rains
I kissed her on her cheek, thats when I found out
My girlfriend is soluble, My girlfriend is soluble

Her problem seems unlogical, huh
But still it's unavoidable
She isn't very socialible
This woman is dissolvable

She can't vist the seaside, or the ice rinks
She can't sweat, or drool, nor orally drink
Her entire life's water free, like her toilet
My girlfriend is soluble, My girlfriend is soluble

My girlfriend is soluble (She's so fine, but you'd better not get her wet)
My girlfriend is soluble (She can't cry, never played in the snow)

It's unavoidable, mutant genetic curse
She feels fear every time she gets a thirst
Plumbers standing by in case her washroom taps burst
She used to look good to me, but now I find that
My girlfriend is soluble (She's so fine, but you'd better not get her wet)
My girlfriend is soluble (She can't cry, if she did you'd know) Wow!!

Well maybe we're unsuitable
They say she seems immutable, Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Her life has made her miserable
Because shes so miscible

She walked on the shore, from what the neighbour saw
It was still early morn, when the tide covered all
I came home urgently , but couldn't find her

My girlfriend was soluble (She was mine, but she just got up and left)
My girlfriend was soluble (She was mine, till she met H20)
My girlfriend was soluble (She was mine, but she just got up and left)
My girlfriend was soluble (She was mine, till she met H20)
My girlfriend was soluble

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John Barry - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Good word choices, especially the "miscible" verse.
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What John Barry said...555
Red Ant - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good Joe. 5's
Johnny D - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What Rick C said.

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