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Song Parodies -> "Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull"

Original Song Title:

"Simply Irresistible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

He has no fear, Juan Pimply-Ear!

When bull-fighting, he makes 'em cheer!

Yeah, yeah!

He's mindful of his ear-pustule!

In the bull-ring Pimply must rule!

He's a crazed matador, he's as strong as a boar!
You're surprised by his form, when he makes the crowd roar!

He fights bulls and he won't flee!

Crowds pay to come see --


Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull


He suppurates and showers bulls
HUH!

His pimply scum annoys a bull
WHOA-OA!

He ren-ders ear-regurgibles!

His rheum'in' ear's invincible!

'Cause he's an in-fected man, and his ear is his plan!
He deserves the applause, bulls surrender because

His pimp-ly ear gives them fear

Whenever they see --


Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull


Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )

Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )


His ear annoys the bulls
They're backed against the wall

He suppurates - he's the in-fected matador!

He's shaking pus on them, he's shaking ear-and-jaw!

His pimp-ly ear gives them fear

Whenever they see --


Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )

Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )


( --- instrumental --- )


His blackheads are inscrutable!

His ru-fous ear is mutable!

( Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooo-oo! )

He'll so completely diss a bull
HUH!

His hives always piss-off a bull
Yeah, yeah!

He's a crazed matador, he's as strong as a boar!
So you're surprised by his form, when he makes the crowd roar!

Well he fights bulls and he won't flee!

Crowds pay to come see --


Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )

Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )

Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )

Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )

PIMPLY-EAR RESIST A BULL!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe. I just had to click on this to see what in the world it was about. "He's shaking pus on them, he's shaking ear-and-jaw!" - good thing I'm not eating. :D 5's
John Barry - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll bet he was in the running of the boils at Pimplona.
Rick Cormier - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Many good lines, Johnny. You're the king of the bull slingers...555
Kristof Robertson - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't even begin to think how you came up with this idea...oh wait, probably the same way "Naked Sumo Cricket" was born. We should start up an alternative Olympics, JD...hehehehe. 555
alvin rhodes - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...didn't tyrone power play "pimply-ear" in the movies ?....5s
Red Ant - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for squeezing out this load of bull. :)
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
yup, you're writing your stuff in a different room to the rest of us, JD - wow, that Pimply-Ear knows how to turn a negative into a positive - who would've thought his pimply ears would elevate him to such lofty professional heights - 555
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio, JB, Rick Cormier, Kristof, Alvin, Red Ant, and Stuart.
AFW - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Ears to ya' 555
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW.
Catch 23 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Best title of the day
Johnny D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Catch 23.
Josh 999 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I voted on this yesterday but for got to comment. Nice work, Johnny.
Johnny D - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Josh 999.
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) An amazing amount of bull!
Adagio - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Already voted/commented.
Red Ant - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(P) See above
Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) see above - never heard of that bull-fighting strategy before or since JD, so I'll take it on trust that shaking pus on them works - kooky stuff!
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) A perfect example of making an insane title work. Pimply Ear Resist A Bull? That's just insane, JD!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Indeed. I was seriously doubting how you could have made a legible parody from that title, but you worked your Johnny D magic and pulled off yet another rhyming smackdown.
Rick C - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I used to sing this OS with a band. Would have loved to have had this version at the time.
Phil Alexander - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't spot this first time around.. simply ink ready bull, JD :-)
Arwen - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--great title, Johnny...excellent parody!
Jeff Reuben - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: Don't have a cow! Well done!

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