Addicted to Josh

Your lights are on, but you're not home
You're on the road, but not alone
You travel with a certain crew
Who love the voice, just like you do
You only eat at Meet & Greets
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your money's tight, but you believe
The summer tour is all you need

Whoa, the voice is workin' and he's looking so buff, oh gosh
Monkee Tree Xanadu, you can't get enough
Ya know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Josh

Your family begs, but you don't heed
Mortgaged your home, gave up your deed
Your pastor says you'll go to hell
If you keep sleepin' with your Dell, and DSL!
You can't be saved
Cuz to that voice, you are enslaved
To major banks you are in debt
Cuz you live on the internet

Whoa, the voice is workin' and he's looking so buff, oh gosh
He sang Caruso, now you can't get enough
Ya know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Josh

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Josh
Monk cannot trace it, you're addicted to Josh
Venus can't ace it, you're addicted to Josh
Choc'late can't replace it, you're addicted to Josh

Your lights are on, but you're not home
You're travelin' like the Roamin' Gnome
Your credit card is turnin' red
You're Grobanized from A to Zed

Whoa, the voice is workin' and he's looking so buff, oh gosh
Jumped off the stairs, and now you can't get enough
Ya know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Josh

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Josh
Tracked that bus from Brooklyn to the town of Osh Kosh
Congregation prays for you but says "such hogwash"
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Josh