Song Parodies -> Allergic to Spuds

Original Song Title:

"Addicted to Love"

Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

  
Parody Song Title:

"Allergic to Spuds"

Parody Written by:

dobbs

JMJI got tired of answering the question about allergies from the hospital. It was either I do this parody or I go postal.
The lights are on, you're on the floor
Your temperature's 144
Your body sweats, your body aches
A pile of puke is by your face

I can't believe, what you did eat
There's no doubt, you're in it deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
An ambulance is what you need

Oh, you like to think that you're immune to that stuff, oh yeah
You know you can't resist them 'cause you ain't got the guts
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're allergic to nuts

Got all the signs of allergy
It's better you than me
You just convulse, your teeth grind
An empty Plan-ter's tin I find
A nut crack mind
You dig your grave
An almond is all you crave
Pistachios, walnuts, cashews
It's just your life, you got to lose

Oh, you like to scarf handfuls of that stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth that you think with your butt
'Cause you're gonna have to face it, you're allergic to nuts

Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts

Your TV's on, you're on the floor
You're not moving any more
Your body's one giant rash
I'm glad I'm here, I've got your cash

Oh, you like to think that you can handle that stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth that it tears your intestines up
You're gonna have to face it, you're allergic to nuts

Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
Might as well face it, you're allergic to nuts
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dobbs - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ Doh! That's allergic to nuts.
Amanda - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Dobbs, I was wondering! I thought maybe you were going to have rotating allergies throughout the song or something. No worries.
Adagio - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Where do the spuds come in?
dobbs - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
And spuds! Somebody was talking to me when I was typing this. What? I'll take the garbage out later! Sorry about that... What? I'm typing. Can you get back to me later? Sorry about that mistake.
DIE - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
k, like, why did you name the song alergic to spuds, if hes alergic to nuts?

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