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Song Parodies -> "Addicted To Pugs"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted To Pugs"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

You follow trends
In everything
You're called
The Yuppie King

You go to
The doggie show
You look around
And soon you know

The one dog
That's cool today
Is a breed
That's small and grey

Or sometimes black
Either way
You know you must
Buy one today

Whoa - you like to think their pushed-in faces look cute - oh yeah

Forget about them big dogs that just lay 'round like slugs
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to pugs

You take one home
And pretty soon
You buy one more
Now you have two

You want more
Both grey and black
You build a big pug house out back
Oh yeah out back

Your doggies whine
When they're alone
You hear them pine
They want you
You're top dog
In their mind
You're a god

Whoa - you like to think them pugs all look up to you - oh yeah

So many little doggies runnin' 'round on your rugs
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to pugs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (snort)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (snort)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)

( instrumental )

First you had one
Then you got more
Now you've
Got twenty-four

Pugs of all
Shapes and kinds
Ugly and cute
At the same time

Whoa - you like to think that you could feed twenty more - oh yeah

You got your doggies' pictures on T-shirts, hats, and mugs
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to pugs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (snort)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (snort)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (snort)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (snort)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pugs (woof)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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AussieBullDog - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, Johnny. 5-4-4
Johnny D - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, AussieBullDog! I emailed this one to my brother, who's a big fan of pugs, and I figured why not post it here, just for fun!
Gary Main - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
i admit i never knew half the words here before, possibly due to an earlier pug addiction. the music i do know and this works. so with no dissenting reasons 15 cute chorus.
Johnny D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Gary, thank you very much, sir. Pugs are wonderful little beasts. I don't currently own a dog, but pugs are on my top ten list of favorite dog-breeds: they are smart, endearing, lively, short-haired (important for an allergic guy like me), and all-around friendly canine companions. Thanks again.
Pugnation - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
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Pugnation - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
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Kathy - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
It's pugnatious, all right!
Johnny D - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pugnation and Kathy.
Dominic L. - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good, never thought of replacing love with pugs.
Johnny D - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic, they're lovable little dogs...ugly and cute, at the same time.

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