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Song Parodies -> "Hit With Pon Farr"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Hit With Pon Farr"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Your logic's gone
You're not yourself
Your mind
Is on the shelf

Your green piss
Is boiling now
You take a leak
And you say "OW!"

You can't eat
Your plomik soup
You can't sit
And pass a poop

Your throat is tight
You can't breathe
Some Vulcan air
Is what you need

Whoa -- you like to think that meditation will help -- oh yeah

Exactly seven years ago you felt this bizarre
You know you're gonna have to face it
You've been hit with Pon Farr

You're seein' stars
Inside your head
You get no rest
When you're in bed

You can't stand
On shaky feet
You're feelin' like Tribbles in heat
Oh yeah in heat

Your hormones rave
Vulcan women
Are what you crave
There's just no
Logic left
In your mind
You're bereft

Whoa -- you like to think that playing your harp will help -- oh yeah

Exactly seven years ago you felt this bizarre
You know you're gonna have to face it
You've been hit with Pon Farr

Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr


( instrumental )


Your Vulcan nose
Is stuffed with snot
Your blood
Is green and hot

Your heart sweats
Your teeth grind
A Vulcan kiss
Would blow your mind

Whoa -- you like to think your Star Fleet training will help -- oh yeah

Exactly seven years ago you felt this bizarre
You know you're gonna have to face it
You've been hit with Pon Farr

Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr
Might as well face it, you've been hit with Pon Farr


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Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This looks like first hand experience! I'm blown away, Johnny if it's you!! 5's
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks very much ! Yes, Adagio, this is the Johnny D who's been posting stuff since Edmund Fitzgerald saved the day in his manly way !
Steve Kalafut - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Live long and prosper !
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Five point(y) ears for amok every seventh year.
Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe, Johnny...bringing up the past? er....I mean...er
Rice Cube - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Live long and boink her :-D
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Steve, K1chyd, and Rice Cube!

Yes, Adagio, I'm bringing up the past so it can stand tall and be downright upright. Gee.....it seems that the new policy doesn't apply to non-human biology....allllll right !!! Risa and Horgons, here we COME !!
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Johnny - fives, mate.
Spock - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I feel logical but quite irregular. Could I borrow this melody to play on my harp?
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you AussieBullDog! Is it "Good morning, mate" to you at this time of day? I think we're almost 12 hours apart or so, aren't we? I'm in the U.S. Eastern Time Zone.

Mr. Spock, I think it would be only logical for you to play this parody on your harp. Kindly proceed. Play well and prosper.
Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Watch out all...JD is on the loose again :D
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Afternoon, actually. It's a bit after 2pm here in Sydney as I type this.
Guy - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
JD - This is like a pon too farr. Great work.
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy! Did you already vote? Sometimes it's hard to match up comments with votes....thanks again for your positive feedback.
Mari D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like resistance is futile! Funny stuff!
Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Live long and prostitute!
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D - All I can say is "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" Great job. I was surprised it took so many hours after posting for someone (Guy) to say that you had "Pon too far". I just voted...I've gotten much, much better at that since you pointed that out to me. And I'm glad you did, because I was real new here and I didn't realize you couldn't click your vote ratings, go down and make your comments & submit them at the same time. FYI - If anyone missed it ChuckyG is going to put something up about that (he may already have done so, I haven't looked for it).
Johnny D - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul - yes, it will be good when people can simultaneously cast their vote and post their comment !
Johnny D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks MP !
Mela - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice! Very funny. ~The Queen on all things Vulcan~
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Mela, thank you! I'm glad you decided that "very funny" was the logical evaluation to give this parody!
Phil Alexander - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn... I was hoping this was going to be dreadful, so I could comment "Live long and piss-poor", but not this time ;-)
Mela - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Logically, one must give appreciation where it is due. The song was a wonderful representation of the mating cycle and.... aww what the hell. It was good. Have you done anymore ST parodies? ~The Queen of all things Vulcan~
Johnny D - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Philbo: I find your comment.....fascinating. Live long and floss, sir. ;-)

Mela: I try to avoid blatant self-plugs in comments these days, but because you specifically asked, I shall make a logical exception for you, right here.....Yes, here are my other ST-related parodies:

"Bar Trek"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/generoddenberry0.shtml

"Space-Farts On TV / Space Full Of Farts"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/russellwatson2.shtml

"Vulcans Of Swing"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/direstraits5.shtml

"L­eonard Played Spock"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/simonandgarfunkel21.shtml

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