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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know About Baseball"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know About Baseball"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Big problems, stupid plays
Losing games, every day
Win or lose, we can't get good
We're the worst team in the neighborhood
You got in a tournament across town
Just to watch your team fall down
We all don't know why we're playin'
You stink, that's all there is to sayin'

Whoah
You always lose in the districts or at home, oh yeah
Better face the facts, it seems you can't get a win
You know, you're gonna have ta forfit
You don't know about baseball

Your stupid signals, your weird voice
Better leave us, it's all our choice
Your heart is broken, you're sweaty hands
Some fan booed you from the stands
And you don't mind if you get shut out
You know we'll boo you really loud
And late at night you always dream
Of losing games to another team

Whoah, you always think that you're the best but you're not, oh yeah
Whee, It's pretty obvoius to me you can't get understand
You know you're gonna have to forfit
You don't know about baseball

Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball

Ooh yeah

Better give up, it's just no use
Another game that you lose
What can I say, what can I do
All need is to just boo you, Wahoo
The team hates you, now they're mad at you, oh yeah
Whee, I've often see us get whipped, because we always get beat
Now you're gonna have to forfit
You don't know about baseball

Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball
Might as well forfit, you don't know about baseball

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