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Song Parodies -> "Wisconsin Dells Waterslides"

Original Song Title:

"All-Time High"

Original Performer:

Rita Coolidge

Parody Song Title:

"Wisconsin Dells Waterslides"

The Lyrics

Attempting a tribute to the Waterpark Capital of the World--Wisconsin Dells! (Note the allusion to the movie "Surf's Up" in the first chorus.)
All we want is just a break
from that vidiot's box,
100 channels and more--
and still you try
To find something that you want to watch,
and not get quickly bored;
Seems I heard some advice from a friend
who's in the loop:

Try the waterslides
down in Wisconsin Dells;
And the wave pools, too,
though Pen Gu it ain't--
Those Wisconsin Dells
waterslides are certainly the thing
To have some fun--some real fun
come summertime....

Haven't you had enough of Six Flags and
Walt Disney World?
Tired of all the boycott requests
invoking His Name
(Howbeit crossing into blasphemy)?
There is an alternative
I think you'll certainly find
and will enjoy;

Yes, those waterslides
and wavepools of Wisconsin Dells:
What more could you want
to turn off the TV for once
Come the summertime?
Those Wisconsin Dells waterslides
I think you'll find--really find
so fun....
I think you'll find--really find
so fun--
In Wisconsin Dells!
Check out my Squidoo lens as discusses none other than the Waterpark Capital of the World!

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