I went to a drinkin' party
at the house of my old friend
a chance to drink all merrily
until his mom comes in
When I got to the drinkin' party
I knew that I would stay
friends were all beside me
and I filled up from the keg

It's all right now
learned my lesson well
you see, ya can't save everyone
when the cops come run like hell

People came from neighboring towns
everyone was there
seems our friend had passed out
while sitting in his chair
and over in the corner, much to my surprise
coke was used as an extra juice, drank up and got high

It's all right now
learned my lesson well
you see, ya can't save everyone
when the cops come run like hell

threw up for very long
sucked beer out of the keg
felt a bit light headed
must've peed 50 times that day
I went downstairs to puke
and what is it I see
two of my friends on the floor hard
they're more drunk than me

It's all right now
learned my lesson well
you see, ya can't save everyone
when the cops come run like hell

Someone opened up a closet door
and there was Johnny Shultz
passed out in a vat of puke
and he didn't have a pulse
so next at this drinkin' party
we heard a large truck
and merrily the crowd all ran
and we were out of luck

It's all right now
learned my lesson well
you see, ya can't save everyone
when the cops come run like hell

It's all right now
learned my lesson well
you see, ya can't save everyone
when the cops come run like hell