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Song Parodies -> "I Love To Shop At Wal-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"An Affair of the Heart"

Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"I Love To Shop At Wal-Mart"

Parody Written by:

Kathy Sprowl

The Lyrics

Gum in my mouth, Purse in my hand
Credit card debt rising into the red
The smell of their bakery can me want a muffin.
When hungry you munch, but in the snack bar please
In the auto shop they can even make keys
Every light bulb to imagine, even bright pastel blue

Don't try to tell me that they're a mere discount store
They are much better than just that
That's why you know I love to shop at Wal-Mart
I love to shop at Wal-MartI love to shop at Wal-Mart
Give me a cash little and I believe
I will head to Wal-Mart

When we pick out duds it's a passionate thing
But not a pretty sight when I tried on that G-String
I almost believe it was just a hot pink lycra rubber band
And they got falling prices, it amazes me stilI
You can buy a apple juice for a mere dollar bil
I don't have to look any further than in the clearance aisle

Don't try to tell me they're a mere discount store
They are much more than just that
That's why you know I love to shop at Wal-Mart
I love to shop at Wal-MartI love to shop at Wal-Mart
Give me a little cash and I believe
I will head to Wal-Mart

I need an X-box controller and freeze pops and knee boots and get some Valentines. Hey, Hey.

Don't try to tell me they're a mere discount store
They are much much more than just that
That's why you know I love to shop at Wal-Mart
I love to shop at Wal-MartI love to shop at Wal-Mart
Give me more cash and I believeI will head to Wal-Mart.

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