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Song Parodies -> "Jesse's Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Jessie's Girl"

Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Jesse's Drugs"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A tribute to one of my favorite TV Shows: "Breaking Bad"
Jesse is Walt's friend
Well, Not really since they constantly fight
Walt thinks that he's deranged
And he's out of his mind
Since he doesn't heed the words: "Don't get high on your supply"

Now they're cooking that bright blue ice
While they're working hard in that RV that was stolen
Soon they're gonna end up in harm when meth-heads bite

You'll watch them all go nuts for Jesse's Drugs!
Yes, Heisenberg's and Jesse's Drugs!
How did they cook some crystal like that?!

They dealt with Tuco's messed up brain
A Mexican kingpin who's always bloodstained
Even his men he is hurting, He's a drug-altered brute
Beware of all of the Salamancas like that old bell-chimin' coot

When they're chompin' chicken and fries
Gus the owner might not seem crazy but has secrets!
Because under his laundromat a meth lab hides

Where they whip up a ton of Jesse's Drugs!
Yes, Heisenberg's and Jesse's Drugs!
They make buttloads of crystal in vats!

Cook Jesse's Drugs!
The cops look out for Jesse's Drugs!
The D.E.A. is huntin'
They want to find these cookers of glass!

Always getting into trouble with their crime
Blunderin' addicts out there are mean
They've made money but they're forced to tell lies
That's why Walt's wife is a freakin' cheat!

Sneaky... Need to call Saul so they can break bad!

No chili powder mixed in Jesse's Drugs!
They're getting shot for Jesse's Drugs!
All for Jesse's Drugs!
You'll hear "Yo" and "Bitch" with every rant!

Cook Jesse's Drugs!
More Heisenberg and Jesse's Drugs!
Freaks want, freaks want Jesse's Drugs!

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Jonathan - August 12, 2016 - Report this comment
I actually haven't seen "Breaking Bad" but have heard a lot about it and the OS was too good to pass up! ('80s music forever!) 5's

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