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Song Parodies -> "Lenny's Girl (Yikes!)"

Original Song Title:

"Jessie's Girl"

Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Lenny's Girl (Yikes!)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This situation is always amusing unless you encounter it in real life!
Lenny has a friend,
Whoa, a Honey that is very well defined
He said she had a change
That is hard to describe
Lenny has a girl that I want to wine & dine!

And I'm scopin' her out with my eyes
And she's got a hot body, I just know it!
And I can't stop dreamin' of her late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Lenny's girl
I wish that I had Lenny's girl
Gonna ask her out, gonna get a piece of ass!

I'm surprised she takes the bait
She starts to change back at her place
You know I feel so dirty when I see her tight caboose
I wanna tell her that I love her, but then she makes her move!

Undo her panties- a surprise!
And she's hung like a donkey, I want to throw up!
And she's holding me in her arms tight, so damn tight!

Was forced to have sex with Lenny's girl
I did it once and then I had to hurl
I DON'T want a woman like THAT!!!

Like Lenny's girl
She's so unnatural
A deceiving woman...
With long legs and nice rack!!!

Now I'm feeling so queer all the time
Wonderin' 'bout my sexuality
Acting funny; with her I've spent some more time
Does this now mean I'm Bi... and is that quite all right???

Tell me, can I love a woman like THAT?

You know I'm now engaged to Lenny's girl
Livin' in a transgender world
I took Lenny's girl
I can't get enough of her ***** that's so fat!!!


Took Lenny's girl
She certainly changed my world
I took, I took Lenny's girl!

And I'm lovin' it!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Bugs Bunny (special envoy from camp of CML) - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Of course you know this means war .. :)
Rob Arndt - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Traditionally, spoken more often by Daffy Duck to Bugs vs Bugs to Elmer Fudd, but looking back... I guess I could have chosen Jerry's instead of Lenny's... girl! It was just the first name that popped into my head. DISCLAIMER: This is NOT about CML... unless, of course, he hangs our with a girl that has a nice rack AND package!!!
Callmelennie - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Fig leaf accepted, Rob. I'll tell Bugs to stand down ;-D
Jonathan - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
just hangin' at amiright and I've gotta say this parody's the whole package! not at all hard to understand the OS isn't too long... d!ck puns! 5's
Rob Arndt - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah Jon, kept it clean. Was worried that using d-ck might get me in trouble so I used ***** instead and that was for the medical anatomy version!!!
Callmelennie - December 08, 2015 - Report this comment
In other words, Rob, you used a fig leaf (lol) ... Of course you realize I meant to say "olive branch."

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