-> "Stifler's Mom"
Original Song Title:
"Jessie's Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stifler's Mom"
The Lyrics
Stifler is an ass
Yeah I know he throws good parties sometimes
I’ve been trying to get laid, girls are hard to find
But Stifler’s got himself a mom and I want to make her mine
And she’s strutting those wrinkly thighs
And she carries that plus-sized body, I just love it
Yeah and she’s waiting on the pool table with a scotch
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
Her black car pulls up at the lake
My body’s prepared for our Tantric* exchange
You know I fell so dirty when Stifler walks in the room
I wanna tell her that I love her but I’m 19, she’s 42
Cause Janine is one of a kind
And she’s the goddess of the party, only I know it
No comparison, but with age they get more ripe
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
Jon and Justin** want to get near her as do I
The girls from college aren’t pleeeasing me
Sweet as honey, Jennifer Coooolige is fine
American Pie was made for me
Tell me where can I find a[nother] woman like that?
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
I want Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
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