Song Parodies -> Jesse's Words
| Original Song Title: | "Jessie's Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Rick Springfield |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jesse's Words" |
| Parody Written by: | Poli-tick-ly incorrect |
This song reflects on the recent comments of Rev. Jackson
Jesse the divine
Yeah, I know he's been an endless whine
But lately nothing's changed
He's in the headline
Jesse's known around the world
And he oughtta resign
And he endorses the one who lies
But he wants to dismember him
Oh Jesse said it
And he's castrating him on the news late, late at night
You know I wish that you heard Jesse's words
Where did they find a moron like that?
He led the dumb Jena parade
Now he endorses a candidate for "change"
You know, I feel uneasy when he starts a dispute
He spoke too soon, but the mike wasn't mute
Cos' he supports the one who lies
And he wants to dismember him
Oh Jesse said it
And he's castrating him on the news late, late at night
Those Jesse words
I wish that you heard Jesse's words
Where did they find a moron,
Where did they find a moron like that?
And I'm hearing Jacksons earful all the time
Wondering what he wants from me
It's so funny he's been a fool with his lines
Ain't that the way he exposed the testes
Tell me, where did they find a Sharpton like that?
(solo)
You know I wish that you heard Jesse's words
I wish that you heard Jesse's words
I heard Jesse's words
Where did they find a moron like that?
The mike caught Jesse's words
I wish that you heard Jesse's words
I heard, I heard Jesse's words
Yeah, I know he's been an endless whine
But lately nothing's changed
He's in the headline
Jesse's known around the world
And he oughtta resign
And he endorses the one who lies
But he wants to dismember him
Oh Jesse said it
And he's castrating him on the news late, late at night
You know I wish that you heard Jesse's words
Where did they find a moron like that?
He led the dumb Jena parade
Now he endorses a candidate for "change"
You know, I feel uneasy when he starts a dispute
He spoke too soon, but the mike wasn't mute
Cos' he supports the one who lies
And he wants to dismember him
Oh Jesse said it
And he's castrating him on the news late, late at night
Those Jesse words
I wish that you heard Jesse's words
Where did they find a moron,
Where did they find a moron like that?
And I'm hearing Jacksons earful all the time
Wondering what he wants from me
It's so funny he's been a fool with his lines
Ain't that the way he exposed the testes
Tell me, where did they find a Sharpton like that?
(solo)
You know I wish that you heard Jesse's words
I wish that you heard Jesse's words
I heard Jesse's words
Where did they find a moron like that?
The mike caught Jesse's words
I wish that you heard Jesse's words
I heard, I heard Jesse's words
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