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Song Parodies -> "Hefty Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Jessee's Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Hefty Girl"

Parody Written by:

MRLasson

The Lyrics

Betsy is a friend,
Yeah I know she's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to deny
Betsy's gotta problem
And I want to make it mine
And she's shakin' those cottage cheese thighs
And she'll be lovin' me with all her body, I just know it
And she's eatin' those snacks late, late at night
You know I wish I had a hefty girl
I wish I had a hefty girl
Where can I find her, a woman that fat

I'll play along with the diet game
That doesn't seem make a real change
You know I feel so dirty when she starts talking food
I wanna tell her that I love her but my mouth is usually full

And she's shakin' those cottage cheese thighs
And she'll be lovin' me with that body, I just know it!
And she's eating those snacks late, late at night
You know I wish that I had a hefty girl
I wish that I had a hefty girl
Where can I find her, a woman that fat?
Those hefty girls
I wish that I had a hefty girl
Where can I find her, a woman...
Where can I find her, a woman that fat?

And I'm lookin' in the kitchen all the time
Wonderin' why I can't find the meat
I've been running; I've been looking in the grocery lines
Ain't that where they're all supposed to be?
Tell me why can't I find a woman that fat?

You know I wish that I had a hefty girl
I wish that I had a hefty girl
Where can I find her, a woman that fat
A hefty girl
I wish that I had a hefty girl
I want, I want a hefty girl
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