Song Parodies -> Fake Heavyweight Champion
| Original Song Title: | "Real American" |
| Original Performer: | Rick Derringer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fake Heavyweight Champion" |
| Parody Written by: | The Anti-Corporate Outlaw |
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside.
I just take my belt and I run and hide.
If you hurt my head, then you hurt my pride.
I don't have a lot of hair. I can't let that slide.
[CHORUS] : I am a fake heavyweight champion.
Fight for the rights of Vince McMahon.
I am a fake heavyweight champion.
Fight for what's right, fight for my life.
Shootin' roids ain't right 'cos it's much too wrong.
And I've been the world champ for far too long.
I got something deep inside of me.
It's eating me alive, Vince you gotta set me free.
[REPEAT CHORUS]
[GUITAR SOLO]
If you hurt my head, then you hurt my pride.
I don't have a lot of hair. I can't let that slide.
[REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE]
I just take my belt and I run and hide.
If you hurt my head, then you hurt my pride.
I don't have a lot of hair. I can't let that slide.
[CHORUS] : I am a fake heavyweight champion.
Fight for the rights of Vince McMahon.
I am a fake heavyweight champion.
Fight for what's right, fight for my life.
Shootin' roids ain't right 'cos it's much too wrong.
And I've been the world champ for far too long.
I got something deep inside of me.
It's eating me alive, Vince you gotta set me free.
[REPEAT CHORUS]
[GUITAR SOLO]
If you hurt my head, then you hurt my pride.
I don't have a lot of hair. I can't let that slide.
[REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE]
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Good job! Sounds like it's about Hulk Hogan in the 1980s!
Great! I am so tired of everyone kissing Hogan's Ass
Also, there was a disco band called Ricky Derringer & the Funkytown Hustlers, which is not the same guy, and should not be confused with him.
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