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Song Parodies -> "Lever Gonna Lift You Up"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Lever Gonna Lift You Up"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

We're no strangers to sloth
You snore and drool and so do I
More sluggishness is what I'm thinking of
We won't have to lift thumbs or open our eyes

I just wanna tell you what I'm dreaming
Automatic help to stand ---

Lever gonna lift you up!
Lever gonna set you down!
Never gonna need again to exert you!
Lever gonna take you high!
Lever gonna save your thigh!
Never gonna exercise, or work you!

We've laid around like slugs so long
Pizza's done baking - here's some parmesan - grate it!
Outside we don't go 'cause TV is on
We watch the game and we Frito-Lay it

And if my lazy gizmo was real
Think how easy your life could be ---

Lever gonna lift you up!
Lever gonna set you down!
Never gonna need again to exert you!
Lever gonna take you high!
Lever gonna save your thigh!
Never gonna exercise, or work you!

Lever gonna lift you up!
Lever gonna set you down!
Never gonna need again to exert you!
Lever gonna take you high!
Lever gonna save your thigh!
Never gonna exercise, or work you!

(Oooh lift you up)
(Oooh lift you up)
(Oooh) Lever gonna lift
Lever gonna lift, (lift you up)
(Oooh) Lever gonna lift
Lever gonna lift, (lift you up)

We're so lazy, will-power's gone
You feel like sleeping? Here's some Valium - take it!
Outside we don't go 'cause football is on
We just lie here eating pounds of bacon

I just wanna tell you what I'm scheming
Electronic help to stand ---

Lever gonna lift you up!
Lever gonna set you down!
Never gonna need again to exert you!
Lever gonna take you high!
Lever gonna save your thigh!
Never gonna exercise, or work you!

(repeat chorus to fade)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 21

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Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like my life....555
Jeff Reuben - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Best lever song I've ever seen =)
Ashkicksass - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
It's like a dream come true!
John Barry - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but like the parody.
Dee Range - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Voted 5's, although my fingers kept slipping off the keys from the BLT with Fritos that I had for lunch, as I watch the replay from MNF that I slept through. Very funny, Johnny
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is phat!
Arwen - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I love it Johnny!! 5s...
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof, Jeff, Ashkicksass, JB, Dee, Peter, and Arwen!
Stuart McArthur - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Just can't imagine how people ever managed without levers - 555
Johnny D - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart!
Serafina - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Missed this one yesterday...that's only because I was checking out earlier parodies. Anyway, this one was good; I'm adding my vote to the pile of perfect votes. I like the original song too.
Mr. X - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. 5-5-5 from here too
... - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I voted on this one earlier but didn't comment. I liked it.
Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Serafina, Mr. X., and Ellipsis.
Adagio - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one, Johnny! 5's
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Easiest chorus you ever wrote, Johnny. ;) Thanks a whole bunch for making me remember this crappy song. :P :P (:)
Red Ant - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) They already make power chairs that raise so you can get up. Funny parody Johnny D.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC2005) Humorous stuff as always, JD.

"Bed goes up. Bed goes down. Bed goes up.Bed goes down."
Scathe - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(L) Now that's lazy. Nice job.
Stuart McArthur - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(L) - yes, since I discovered levers, my life's just a walk in the park - go JD - nice and silly
Mikey Squirrel - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC-- I think there should be a lever for everything we do in life. Mmm sooo lazy.. Good work, Johnny!
Rick C - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Lots of good lines in this one. 555

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