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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Play Some Battleship"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Play Some Battleship"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

Where the hell are your ships
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
My ships' layout is too damn difficult
You couldn't ever cheat when you're with this guy

You can only guess on where I'm hiding
Hit or miss, that's strategy

Gonna play some Battleship
I am gonna take you down
I am gonna guess around and I'll find you
When I finally hit that spot
You are gonna scream and shout
'Cause I just sunk your ships, destroyed you

Too bad this game takes way too long
Your ships are crippled and
You're too scared to guess (to guess)
It's funny how you guess and can't find me
I have all of my ships tucked away

And if you ask me, "Where you hiding"
"Are they on row B or C"

Gonna play some Battleship
I am gonna take you down
I am gonna guess around and I'll find you
When I finally hit that spot
You are gonna scream and shout
'Cause I just sunk your ships, destroyed you

Gonna play some Battleship
I am gonna take you down
I am gonna guess around and I'll find you
When I finally hit that spot
You are gonna scream and shout
'Cause I just sunk your ships, destroyed you

(Oooh, B or C - oooh 5 or 6)
Never gonna find - never gonna find
(B or C)
Never gonna find - never gonna find
(5 or 6)

We've played each other for so long
Your ships are crippled and
You're too scared to guess (to guess)
It's funny how you guess and can't find me
I have all of my ships tucked away

You can only guess on where I'm hiding
Hit or miss, that's strategy

Gonna play some Battleship
I am gonna take you down
I am gonna guess around and I'll find you
When I finally hit that spot
You are gonna scream and shout
'Cause I just sunk your ships, destroyed you

Gonna play some Battleship
I am gonna take you down
I am gonna guess around and I'll find you
When I finally hit that spot
You are gonna scream and shout
'Cause I just sunk your ships, destroyed you

Gonna play some Battleship
I am gonna take you down
I am gonna guess around and I'll find you
When I finally hit that spot
You are gonna scream and shout
'Cause I just sunk your ships, destroyed you

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Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Permission to bring fives aboard, sir?

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