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Song Parodies -> "Rock The Hogwarts"

Original Song Title:

"Rock The Casbah"

Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Rock The Hogwarts"

Parody Written by:

Red Zeppelin

The Lyrics

The return of Lord Voldemort
Is just a belief and a lie
The lies from the Gryffindors
I shall beat them till they cry
Young Potter rode his firebolt
He thought that he had good will
I'll be telling Madam Umbridge
Sending Potter down the hill

*Ol' Snape don't like it
Rockin' the Hogwarts
Rock the Hogwarts
O'l Snape don't like it
Rockin the Hogwarts
Rock the Hogwarts

You read the daily prophet
We'll ban immature sounds
Obliviate the mudbloods
With the secure hogwart sounds
But if Umbridge even hears that
The students are so dumb
I'm gonna hold them captive
Thanks to my own special rum
As soon as Cornelius
Kills the mastermind
I'll never be too blind


As to the filthy mudbloods
Oh, I'm gonna bash them in
Harry Potter is a fool
Ronald Weasley is our king
If another rule gets broken
And if the mastermind just flies
I'll have that scum expelled
And beat him till he dies


We're using Cruciatus Curse
What you have to say to that?
But if the centaurs make the big plan
Umbridge will come back
As soon as 'fessor Snape was
Mad as constantly
He taught young Potter
Power of Occlumency
Professor Snape had never gone
Out of his head
Harry Potter will be dead


Avada Kedavra
Fundamentally I can't take it
Professor Snape just hates it

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