Hey Party people in the land, now here's the story
It's about eight REPs who are seeking glory
I'm a REP voter and not that picky
But I’m sick of debates and that’s a pity

It's the F to the I, to the G-H-T
Not the best side of the RIGHT GOP
And there's a couple of things I'd like to say
About slinging mud, it's not OK

Now Perry‘s all talk, no Texas hero
And Romney’s not that smug now, lost some appeal

Now DEMs call us Nazis and all of that stuff
Just because we want America to shape up
But in debates REPs attack one another
Instead of Obama- Oh, what a bummer

Now while talking on the mics, some use the time to PREACH!
But the Middle- Class are the ones they need to REACH!
Need to open their eyes and address OUR needs
Stop pushing their agenda for a victory

Stick it!

The Economy!!!

Her name is Bachmann and now she’s lost her way
Whenever she speaks, doesn’t know WTF she’ll say!!!
Then there’s nice Herman Cain with his 999
Sounded simple at first, now it’s been undermined
(has to explain it over-and-over a hundred times)

There's only two questions that we’ve got for you:
It's who the f--k are you
And WHAT will you do???
(About the economy- because we need jobs & food)!!!

Some REPs play their part, some are really smart
Some are in the dark, some are falling apart
Some REPs think they MUST be heard
Even if their ideas are… (pause)… ABSURD!

Arrogant is what they really are
Judging opponents with each verbal spar
They're poor sports, jerks, pushy, not meek,
rude, impulsive, whomever speaks

They may have the clout and loads of money
Hosting fund-raisers with Washington’s dummies
But Obama’s on the road and he has the DEMs,
riding foreign policy gains until that run ends

Don't forget this, don't dismiss this
One day you will have to address this
Don't avoid him, destroy him
The Economy’s looking’ real grim

So before you show, take a final note
The Economy is the way to go

The Economy!!!
The Economy!!!
The Economy!!!
The Economy!!!