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Song Parodies -> "Can't Fight Sick Feelings"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Fight This Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Fight Sick Feelings"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

I wrote this in 2021 but updated the lyrics a little post here.
I can't fight sick feelings any longer
And yet I'm still afraid to let you know
What started as a headache has grown stronger
I only wish that in my face it didn’t show

I tell myself that this can't go on forever
I say there is no reason for my tears
But I feel insecure when we're together
You gave me this infection, I avoided for two years

And even as I wonder, if my food’s tasting right
It’s a gamble when I go through every cold syrup in sight
And I'm feeling more sick than I ever thought I might

And I can't fight sick feelings anymore
I’ve been coughing and my throats been feeling sore
It’s time to get my ass to the doctor
And tell them ‘bout my chills and fever
And I can't fight sick feelings anymore
I’m forgetful and my breathing is labored
I think I have a temp of One-Oh-Four, I’ve thrown up on the floor
Maybe, I can't fight sick feelings anymore

My life has been feeling chagrined since I saw you
My nose’s running and my back aches to the spine
And it always feels when I'm swallowing food hurts,
And I’m showing all the symptoms that you think are in my mind

And even though I’m worried, my oxygen is light
I can’t handle all the waiting, hypochondriacs were right
And I'm getting Covid and I never thought I might

And I can't fight sick feelings anymore
I’ve been coughing and my throats been feeling sore
It’s time to get my ass to the doctor
And tell them ‘bout my chills and fever
And I can't fight sick feelings anymore
I’m forgetful and my breathing is labored
I think I have a temp of One Oh Four, I’ve thrown up on the floor
Maybe, I can't fight sick feelings anymore

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