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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Love This Country Anymore"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Fight This Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Love This Country Anymore"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

There were some disgruntled folks, probably Republicans, on Twitter the other day who were grousing about Obama's victory and saying that they were going to move to Canada because of it.
I don't love this country any longer
I hate it now, because Obama's won
My urge to leave is daily growing stronger
The Kenyan Muslim fascist soon will take away our guns

I used to tell myself I loved this nation
But now I know that it was all a lie
Don't wanna stay to see the sequestration
I'll leave for parts unknown cause this damn hellhole makes me cry

I might move to Toronto, learn curling, hockey too
Or I'll get a cork-brim hat, and then start hunting kangaroos
Could get a bris, then make aliyah as a Jew

'Cause I don't love this country anymore
I hate 'em all for voting 44
If I became Israeli, that's for sure
It'd make my schlonger sore
I don't care

'Cause I don't love this country anymore
The other ones now captivate me more
Perhaps I could bounce off to Bangalore
Or lurk around Lahore
Cause I just don't love this country anymore

I know this country's going down the crapper
'Cause Rush and Glenn and Billo say it is
So I'll become a Brit and act so dapper
Or maybe be a Frenchman, it'll be just like Le Miz

And if I go to Russia, join Putin's KGB
They're the #1 foe of this damn US, so fine with me!
I really think I might be turning Japanese

'Cause I don't love this country anymore
I'm packing bags and moving to Mysore
Pamplona's out; by bulls I shan't get gored
But cows in Coimbatore
Are sacred

Well, I don't love this country anymore
New homes in India, I've mentioned four
Mumbai and Delhi, Chennai, there's three more
Where to? I'm still not sure
But I just don't like this country anymore

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Patrick - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
I think I'll just wait where I'm at. It's going to be Mexico before too much longer. Crooked Mexican politicians only want a mordida (bribe). Once you pay them off, they'll leave you alone. Crooked American politicians want to run your life, too.
Meriadoc - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Unfortunately the people who say they will leave never really do... This was a great parody - I laughed all the way thru. I bet they would prefer Bang Galore to France ha ha.
Embrace Diversity - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
OK Dittoheads, keep your promises. Bye, traitors. Git the funk out. There are a few totalitarian nations that might take you.

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