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Song Parodies -> "Take It Up The Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Take It On The Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"Take It Up The Bum"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Vick

The Lyrics

Heard it from a friend who
Stuck it in your end who
Said your baby momma likes it wrong way around
They say you got a boy friend
And that he plugs your tail end
They say you like to take the back road into town

And here in the neighborhood
They say you're cheap but the anal is good
And there’s a whole lot of fellas waitin' in that line
But I’m telling you, babe
If there's juice in your caboose, babe
And I find out it’s there is keep this in mind

You take it up the bum baby
If that’s the way you want it baby
Then I’m tellin' you to bend down
I can’t believe it’s
How you receive it
You’re under the gun so you take it up the bum

I see you've bleached your brown eye
It's staring at me pink and bright
You say you're rectum leaks and there's no warnin'
Oh I see something comin'
Your sphincter's blown and runnin'
And now I gotta change the friggin' sheets again

You take it up the bum baby
If that’s the way you want it baby
Then I guess I better lube it down
I can’t believe it’s
How you receive it
You’re under the gun so you take it up the bum

[Solo]

You take it up the bum baby
If that’s the way you want it baby
Then I guess I'm goin' to brown town
I can’t believe it’s
How you receive it
You’re under the gun so you take it up the bum

You take it up the bum baby
If that’s the way you want it baby
Then I’m tellin' you to bend down
I can’t believe it’s
How you receive it
You’re under the gun so you take it up the bum

Heard it from a friend who
Stuck it in your end who
Said your baby momma likes it wrong way around

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McKludge - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I think this may belong on WhatFreaks.
Below Average Dave - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Echo's "McKludge". . .this one certainly is a whatfreaker. . .that said, no vote in case it ends up over there at which time I will vote since that is where it belongs.
Pete - July 29, 2017 - Report this comment
I had a similar idea but this parody is excellent. Nice work!

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