-> "I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore"
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore"
The Lyrics
I can't keep this diet any longer
And yet I'm still afraid the flab, it shows
What started out as hunger has grown stronger
I only wish I had the strength to just say no
I tell myself that I can't hold out forever
I think there is good reason for a feast
Cause I don't think I look all that much better
I don't like food that's healthy, I like everything so greased!
So even as I wander, I'm keeping food in sight.
There's a potpie in the oven, and it smells so sweet tonight
And I'm gettin closer, I'm not gonna stop this time!
And I can't keep this diet anymore!
I've forgotten what I've stopped eating for
It's time to eat the fish off of the floor
And throw away the fork, forever
And I can't keep this diet anymore!
I've forgotten what I've stopped eating for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Crash through the freezer door
Baby, I can't keep this diet anymore
I tried to eat rabbit food and dirt for breakfast
I though that sugar-free stuff would be fine
But the day I started shoppin with you, girl
You showed me sweets and fat'ners, that alone I'd never find
So even as I wonder, "What will I eat tonight?"
A greenish piece of lettuce, is not a welcome sight
And I'm gettin closer, I'm not gonna stop this time!
And I can't keep this diet anymore!
I've forgotten what I've stopped eating for
It's time to eat the fish off of the floor
And throw away the fork, forever
And I can't keep this diet anymore!
I've forgotten what I've stopped eating for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Crash through the freezer door
Baby, I can't keep this diet anymore
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