-> "Send Me a Bagel"
Original Song Title:
"Send Me an Angel"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Send Me a Bagel"
The Lyrics
Do you recall when I came in here
Hoping for something to eat
It took you awhile to notice me
And finally give me a seat
Open bar, is closed tonight
It seems they ran out of ice
Nothing to do, till the waiter blows through
A menu'd be kind of nice
If a guy walks in with a pad and a pen
I'll probably lose control
Every time I see a passing tray
I'm hoping they drop a roll
It's making me sad, it's making me mad
Don't know what to do, don't know what to do
Seeking a sign, of my waiter's behind
Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now
Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now
The water's not cold, the crackers are old
And they're hardly all I need
"Don't show up...don't show up"
Seems to be my waiter's creed
It gets on my nerves, could use some hors d'oeuvres
Don't know what to do, don't know what to do
Waiter's a ghost, I would kill for some toast
Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now
Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now
Right now
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