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Song Parodies -> "FuzzBuster"

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Ray Parker Jr.

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The Lyrics

With apologies to Dale Smith.
If you drive real fast, through your neighborhood
What do you need? (FUZZBUSTER!)

Too many cylinders, under that hood.
What do ya need? (FUZZBUSTER!)

I ain't afraid of no cops!
I ain't afraid of no kops!

If you don't like lights, blue and red....
What should ya have? (FUZZBUSTER!)
An unmarked squad, in your stead.
What do you need? (FUZZBUSTER!)

I ain't afraid of no kops!
I ain't afraid of no cops!

What do ya need? (A FUZZBUSTER!)
If you, drive alone, listen for the tone....
of your....FUZZBUSTER!

I ain't afraid of no cops!
I heard pkbites iza cop!
That don't make him stop....
making songs 'bout (FUZZBUSTERS!!)

Mm....if you got stung
by a...radar gun
ya better get....A FUZZBUSTER!

Satire makes me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no kops.

In some places don't get caught with one....FUZZBUSTER!

When he comes up to your car..............
he burned you with VASCAR........
ya better hide (your FUZZBUSTER!)

Aww what do you have?
What didn't save your hide?
I think you better call.......

Say it again....
I can't hear you.....


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R.A.B. - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
So who's Dale Smith?
Diddims - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought that the title was some reference to cleaning or sex...still funny though!

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