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Song Parodies -> "Nosebusters"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

If there's something strange, dripping from your nose
Who you gonna call? NOSEBUSTERS!
If you blow your schnoz, and your mucus glows
Who you gonna call? NOSEBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no sneeze!
I ain't afraid of no sneeze!

If there's dirt and snot, cloggin up your head
Who can you call? NOSEBUSTERS!
If you're sleepin with: boogers in your bed
OW! Who you gonna call? NOSEBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no sneeze!
I ain't afraid of no sneeze!

If you're all alone, and the Dristan's gone
You'd better call...NOSEBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no sneeze!
Another kleenex, please?
I ain't afraid of no sneeze!

Who you gonna call? NOSEBUSTERS!
Well, if you've been exposed to a stuffy nose, baby
You'd better call...NOSEBUSTERS!
Let me tell you something...nose drops make me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no sneeze!
I ain't afraid of no sneeze!

Don't you catch a cold, oh no! NOSEBUSTERS!
If your nostrils are sore, and you want your sinus open more
I think you'd better call...NOSEBUSTERS!

Who you gonna call? NOSEBUSTERS...

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 21

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff, be careful, or else ya gonna get SARS! Good little bloody parady though!
Lady Luck Moony - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I'm having an allergy attack right now; can I have the number for these guys? All 5's, man.
Agrimorfee - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Please have some pity for poor Jeff, to pull this one out of his archives, practically near the last minute. Time has not been kind to Ghostbuster parodies (hell I did one, too, and I'm totally proud of it...)
agrimorfee - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I meant to say "not totally proud of it.." :)
Matthias - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty funny song, not really "surreal" because having a cold/ flu and having boogers come out of your nose actually happens, there's no denying that, but "Ghostbusters" actually fits the Dance genre (Which is a song I wouldn't have thought of.)
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Matthias puts up a good point: blowing your nose isn't really surreal, calling a service to deal with the problem definitely is, though. I would've gone the extra mile and made the snot possessed by ghosts, but as this is an old 2003 parody, such advice goes wasted. Good job, anyways.
Jack Wilson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it! 5s
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.8) I had the same situation with the British Invasion round, Jeff...I had to dust off an oldie to make the comp. This is OKish, but not up to your usual standard.
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...mostly this just made me want to spray my highly infected by sick students desk with Lysol, Jeffy. ; )
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.8) hmm, I have a thing against snot parodies, Jeff, surreal or real - they make me feel all yucky - wacky idea as always though :-) - 555
Below Average Dave ( - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) I have to be honest Jeff, it's different, but it sounds like a commercial for medicine. . .but still very different even though it may not be another "Homley No More"

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