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Song Parodies -> "Darkstalkers"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

There's a vampire who can suck your blood
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
A merman can just roll in the mud
What are they called (Darkstalkers)

I'm afraid of the dark
I'm afriad of the dark
There's a succubus and a mummy
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
A rockin' zombie and a yeti
What are they called (Darkstalkers)

I'm afraid of the dark
I'm afraid of the dark
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
There's a samurai,he's a ghost all right
He's a (Darkstalkers)

I'm afraid of the dark
It really scares me too
I'm afriad of the dark
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
Oh,if you've had a dose
Of a Chinese ghost,dork
You shouldn't stand Darkstalkers
Stalking wasn't too good
I'm afraid of the dark

Don't get caught red handed...Darkstalker
When a werewolf arrives
A frankenstein's alive
You know they're called Darkstalkers
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
I know they are called (Darkstalkers)

They can kill you
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
Creepy Darkstalkers
What are they called (Darkstalkers)
They are just called Darkstalkers...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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Christie Marie M - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, I just love Darkstalkers!!!! This parody made good sense, especiallly since it is related to spooky or horror topics. Ghostbusters meets Darkstalkers! Nicely done! 555! Bless you, Blessranger!

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