On one ham, I honey glaze real nice, the way they do
And place pineapples where they belong
Some folks want ham this way, least, they say they do
If that's their style, there is no reason, they are wrong

But On The Other Ham, goes a spicy jam
With cayenne adobe sauce, could kill a Mexican
On one ham, sissy stuff to feed a wimpy man
But my glaze a' dynamite is On The Other Ham

I bend down to light the oven, and the flames leap wide
Smokin' jalapeno red, the whole house shook
And I never had to put that steamy ham inside
Cause, right there on the counter top, itself, it cooked

Yes, On The Other Ham, I put Emeril's bam!
Only for asbestos tongues, it burns to beat the band!
On one Ham, you could feed your baby, from the pan
But my glaze a' dynamite is On The Other Ham

Yes, my glaze a' dynamite is On The Other Ham..