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Song Parodies -> "On The Other Ham"

Original Song Title:

"On The Other Hand"

Original Performer:

Randy Travis

Parody Song Title:

"On The Other Ham"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

On one ham, I honey glaze real nice, the way they do
And place pineapples where they belong
Some folks want ham this way, least, they say they do
If that's their style, there is no reason, they are wrong

But On The Other Ham, goes a spicy jam
With cayenne adobe sauce, could kill a Mexican
On one ham, sissy stuff to feed a wimpy man
But my glaze a' dynamite is On The Other Ham

I bend down to light the oven, and the flames leap wide
Smokin' jalapeno red, the whole house shook
And I never had to put that steamy ham inside
Cause, right there on the counter top, itself, it cooked

Yes, On The Other Ham, I put Emeril's bam!
Only for asbestos tongues, it burns to beat the band!
On one Ham, you could feed your baby, from the pan
But my glaze a' dynamite is On The Other Ham

Yes, my glaze a' dynamite is On The Other Ham..

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John Barry - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I think, therefore I ham. Love those "hamodies."
carol - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
now that's what I call hammin' it up 5's
alvin rhodes - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
carol stole my line...lol...5s
AFW - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, carol, alvin
Rick C - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I'll try the jalapeno hocks. 555
AFW - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick C

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