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Song Parodies -> "Lindsay Lohan Did Not Wear Underpants"

Original Song Title:

"The KKK Took My Baby Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Lindsay Lohan Did Not Wear Underpants"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Top 3 Reasons why kids have such great lives1#: They get to run around and have fun at the same time2#: They get to play with toys3#: They get to go to the kids choice awards,and witness a celebrity's hindquarters get exposed!
She went away to the nick awards
Made herself look like a wh***
When she made it up there
She made it up there
She made it up there, we knew (2x's)

Lindsay Lohan did not wear underpants
She pleased them for that, she pleased her fans, when
Lindsay Lohan did not wear underpants
She pleased them for that, she pleased her fans

Now I don't know how improper she'd be
Not to wear undies, not to wear undies
Now I don't know how improper she'd be
Not to wear undies, not to wear undies

We know all that not even Pink did such thing
Especially when we saw her dancing
Heck, not even Jamie Spears exposed her butt
And she's the one who's sister's a sl**

You all are
Such per-er-er-er-verts
Per-er-er-er-er-verts

She went there to obtain her laurel
Ended up a booty call
If you saw her up there, you saw her up there
You saw her up there, you'd yell

Lindsay Lohan did not wear underpants
She pleased them for that, she pleased her fans, when
Lindsay Lohan did not wear underpants
She pleased them for that, she pleased her fans

Lindsay Lohan did not wear underpants
She pleased them alright, she pleased her fans, when
Lindsay Lohan didn't wear underpants
She pleased her fans; she pleased them without her tights
Good times, GOOD TIMES!

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Agrimorfee - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but where's proof of this event? Just as a historical reference, you know....nothing prurient... :)
Stephen Harrington - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS either, but it's alittle naughty, in a good way.
Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Also DKTOS, but good parody
Red Ant - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I do know TOS; it was a little hard to follow, but I suppose that was the point, heh heh.
dennis - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
ooooooooooooo...................yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joel Martinez - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmm, I wonder why this was in the recent comments section before I came. Oh well, must've been a bug.

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