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Song Parodies -> "Dark World Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Stone Cold"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dark World Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is about the Dark World in Super Nintendo's "Legend of Zelda: The Link to the Past." It is a view from Link. And yes, this is another Zelda song I am writing. If I have a dozen Zelda songs written and I sing and record them, I hope I have them all in an album. That is so the album would ALL be about Zelda. Anyways, here is the parody.
Here I stand on this evil land
Stuck with this fear I cannot stand
Cause seven maidens are imprisoned
In the deep, dark dungeons
Though, my heart is feeling empty
But I will stand and fight to save my princess

Stranded in the Dark World
Seems to be no light
But one night, I will save the Triforce of Light

The sky's gold.....
Agahnim put me in hell
The sky's gold....
I feel like I fell in the well

The cyclopes are throwing bombs
The giant hands are chasing after me
I feel so disgusted, by the demon trees
I'm gonna climb the dark mountains
Once I have explored the Misery Mire
I will save Princess Zelda from falling in the fire

I must end the Dark World
Save the world of light
Evil Ganon will be the last one to fight

The sky's gold.....
I must save all the maidens
The sky's gold....
The crystals are in the dungeons

Stranded in the Dark World
I must stand and fight
To save Zelda and take her to the World of Light

The sky's gold.....
I must go save the day
The sky's gold....yeah
Agahnim and Ganon will pay

The sky's weird
Ganon will soon burn in hell
The sky's gold... so gold...
This land's under an evil spell

The sky's gold...
(Seems like I'm wasting my time)
Agahnim put me in hell

The sky's gold
(Ganon will pay for his crime)
I feel like I fell in the well
I sing the lines "(Seem like I'm wasting my time)" and "(Ganon will pay for his crime)" in a rap style.

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