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Song Parodies -> "Cookie Monster (What The Hey)"

Original Song Title:

"Metal Health (Bang Your Head)"

Original Performer:

Quiet Riot

Parody Song Title:

"Cookie Monster (What The Hey)"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Well he's a messy eater,cookie muncher
Prairie Dawn,he's no cookie hater
His blue fur,he's absurd
This guy didn't say the right words
He's not a moron,something's gone wrong
He shouldn't act like you,Prairie Dawn
He's kinda glutton,not rotten
He had no brains since his IQ's droppin'

What the hey? Cookie Monster's going bad!
What the hey? Cookie Monster's going bad!

Well he's still hungry,feeling grungy
Although he's not feeling angry
Like a master of disaster
Who eats letters? It's Cookie Monster
An oatmeal cookie deal
By Bert,is that for real?
Hey,Bert! What's for dessert?
Is he gonna dig in the dirt?

What the hey? Cookie Monster's going bad!
What the hey? Cookie Monster's going bad!

Cookie Monster went lazy
Cookie Monster went bad
Cookie Monster is full of greed
He's who you have to have

What the hey
You're afraid?
Are you feeling glad?
He's all you have
But what the hey?
Don't be afraid!
Oh yeah!
Cookie Monster
Are you bad?
Bad?? bad?!

Oh take your cookie jars out tonight so
What the hey? Cookie Monster's going bad!
The cookies will have to set him right eat up eat up eat up
What the hey? Cookie Monster's going bad!
What the hey?

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Agrimorfee - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I love Cookie Monster. I wouldn't say "his IQ's droppin'"--he's the only muppet who can use the words "ergo" and "kowabunga" in the same sentence. I am assuming you paced it well, because I don't remember the verses at all. 555 (that's 3--3 5s! Hahahahahahahahha!)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment

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