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Song Parodies -> "Come On Feel the Joi"

Original Song Title:

"Cum On Feel the Noize"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Quiet Riot

Parody Song Title:

"Come On Feel the Joi"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

And now for a less gruesome Christmas parody. Enjoy!
Come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Merry, merry, merry!

So we left a snack for Ol’ St. Nick:
Some milk and cookies.
I don’t know why!
I don’t know why!

We’re gonna open gifts and watch a flick,
It’s not The Rookie!
I don’t know why!
I don’t know why,
I don’t care!
Oh no!

So, come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Merry, merry, merry!

Come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Merry, merry, merry,
‘Till New Year’s!

So for Christmas food, we got Chinese
And some fried chicken!
And I don’t know why!
I don’t know why!

Oh, I gotta say I’m really pleased,
This day is kickin’!
And we all know why!
We all know why!
Yes we do!
Oh yeah!

Come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Merry, merry, merry!

Come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Merry, merry, merry,
‘Till New Year’s!
Come on!!!

[guitar solo]

Well, you think I got a lump of coal,
But I got candy!
I don’t know why!
I don’t know why!

So you wanna visit the North Pole?
Well, that’s fine and dandy!
But we can’t fly!
But we can’t fly
Over there!
Oh no!

Come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Merry, merry, merry!

Come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Merry, merry, merry,
‘Till New Year’s!

Come on (come on), bring it (bring it),
Kids, open toys! (Come on, open!)
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
(We’re gonna get) Merry, merry, merry!
(We’re gonna get merry tonight!)

Come on, bring the joi, (carol tonight)
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!
Oh yeah!!!!!!

La la la la!
La la la la!

Come on, bring the joi,
Kids, open toys!
We’ll get merry, merry, merry!

La la la la...
Copyright 2012 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by 27 lumps of coal.

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