-> "Grendel's Dead (Beowulf)"
Original Song Title:
"Metal Health (Bang Your Head)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Grendel's Dead (Beowulf)"
Well, I’m Anglo-Saxon
I’ve got my axe so I’m now ready for axin’
I chug mead
This epic poem is one you should read
Not a skirt chaser
Women all race here
In Scandinavia I’m their savior
Ready for danger?
I’m like Chuck Norris but no Texas Ranger
Grendel’s mom just makes me mad
Grendel’s mom will soon be dead!
Disrupt my drinkin’ and your death is fated
From your cavern
Come smashed my tavern
Cause I’m a boozer you made me sadder
We’ll show no poise
Because we’re fed up we will destroy you
Soon he’s whacked
Head is hacked
Now his mom’s here and wants us as snacks
Grendel’s mom’s one foul lass
Even drunk won’t tap that @ss
Beowulf is one great story
Beowulf you’ve read in class
Beowulf might make those teens sleep
They’re just stupid brats
Me she dreads
She’s soon dead
Won’t fight Grendel’s dad
Chopped them in half
We’ll show some class
And raise a glass, Oh yeah
Will then get slashed, slashed, slashed, slashed
You’ll battle to pay your bar tab
Until that dragon takes its stab
(Oh, Grab your awesome longsword and fight!
Whoa! These demons are going to claw and bite
Oh whack ‘em, smack ‘em, hack ‘em)
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