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Song Parodies -> "Tap Your Keg"

Original Song Title:

"Bang Your Head"

Original Performer:

Quiet Riot

Parody Song Title:

"Tap Your Keg"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Congratulations to Maryland making it to the Gator Bowl! Even if it's against a team they've beaten 48-13 and 34-7 the last two years.
I'm a chairbreaker, tailgater
Sara says I'm a bitter Devil hater
Won four straight from, NC State
Amato says that we're one big pain
Pass like a laser, use beer for chasers
We're going south to a bowl, the Gator
We're getting louder, Terp power
We'll be drinking till the final hour

Tap your keg
Maryland will drive you mad
Tap your keg
Maryland will drive you mad

We're upgraded, tailgated
Virginia thought we were overrated
Went to Raleigh, came and beat them
Left Rivers crying and their fans all weepin
I got my boys, I'm yelling NOISE!
My wife is hoping I'm losing my voice soon
Hey Wolfpack, were you on crack?
You're in the shell, there's no way back!

Tap your keg
Maryland will drive you mad
Tap your keg
Maryland will drive you mad

Terrapins beat the Cameron Crazies
Terrapins made Virginia sad
Terrapins knocked off the Tar Heels
It's called the Fridge attack!

Tap your keg, stomp your legs
We're all in the stands, the crazy fans
So tap your keg, and stomp your legs
Maryland will drive you mad, mad, mad, mad

Tap your keg
Maryland will drive you mad
Tap your keg
Maryland will drive you mad

Ah, bring the Mountaineers on tonight
The Terp boys are gonna reach new heights
And rock ya, rock ya, rock ya

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Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Jeff!
Mr X - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
It was good.
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