-> "Violent Obesity"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Lucidity" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
You want it deep-fried
Wipe away the grease-stain from your side.
You're wider than your bed,
With a nice Krispy Kreme,
Dounut, in your hand.
Your gut's so large, can't see the scale,
You try to get into your sweatpants now, they're tight.
Your Weight Watchers have seen you dance,
It's disturbing to everyone,
You need to lose weight... or have your fat sucked?
You eat Ho-hos everynight.
And Twinkies are in your mouth everytime.
You've strechted your underwear,
It's wider than Rhode Island, really scared.
Need to drop a hundred pounds,
Put down the fries, Chicken Suprise
And try some exercise.
Too fat for Indiana
It's sickening and weird to see,
You walking down the sidewalk.
Aah- we'll be helping you lose weight.
Aah- gonna make you drink V8
Aah- take away your cheeseburgers
Aah- am getting sickened by your violent obesity.
[spoken during solo]
(No more Krispy Kremes)
(No more Jr. Whoppers)
(No more Burger King broils)
(No more McDonalds)
(You can have some-carb control)
(How's that then, better?)
If you stop with that darn fast-food
You won't rely on Simmons time to time,
Your stomach's really big,
Cholestrol is higher than a pig.
Make those calories just burn,
Exercise and please eat right,
And you'll be thin in time.
No more eating Wonder Bread,
Wheat is all your eating and realize,
Healthy is right, I'll be the guide but...
Aah- you can't stay a worhtless slob.
Aah- why don't you go get a job.
Aah- Drinking Slimfast everynight
Aah- We'll turn that fat to goo.
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