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Song Parodies -> "Silent Humidity"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Lucidity"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queensryche

Parody Song Title:

"Silent Humidity"

Parody Written by:

Indy Gent

The Lyrics

I don't know why nobody has tried a parody on this song. But this is the best I could come up with: an ode to the humid dog days of summer in Indianapolis. (BTW, this is my first parody as Indy Gent and not Jonathan C. If this one isn't too funny, I probably won't write another one under Indy Gent or Jonathan C. again. So please be honest. Thanks.)
You're flushed now, don't you die
The sweat from your brows stings into your eyes
We don't have central air
And the dust mites sprinkle doo-doo in your hair

The pores tricked you to leave a stain
The dampness over you and driving you insane (for life)
So here it is, Labor Day
Wide awake, you wet your sheets
The summer's over, or has it just begun...?

There's a oscillating fan.
And a doorway to the bathroom with a can
Relax child, you will heal
Even though the 'soup' will make walls peel
It's a town where you can burn
To shake the dew, so you won't rue
This day is hot as Hell
Sticky all over the place
Suddenly the pools all close
You swim in perspiration

I-I will give a bath to you
I-I'll prevent you (from) turning blue
I-I'll protect you from this heat
I-am suff'rin' next to you, in silent humidity

-spoken during solo-
[Visualize skiing]
[Siberia and the North Pole]
[Santa Claus and the Polar Bears]
[You can lean on this ice pack]
[Ice pack]
[How's that then, better?]
[Ice me!]

If you open windows for me
You'll feel that temp has dropped a few degrees
The slog that filled the room
Has disappeared and the cheer replaced the gloom
Steaming half as much you learn
You're safe from the heat, that comes from the street
And through the sewer's stench
A jungle journey in your pits
Master of profusion, you can really fry
The humid stys, but you'll never die 'cause

I-I will give a bath to you
I-I'll prevent you (from) turning blue
I-I'll protect you from this heat
I-am stewing next to you...
Luckily, we didn't get too hot, so that makes the humidity a little more tolerable.

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Indy Gent - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Uggh! Looks like my "comeback" will be brief.
Peregrin - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Au Contraire Indy. I am partially re-dressing the balance!
Indy Gent - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin. :D
Sonny Swayze - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely...the best! Very well thought out. I'm a major Queensryche fan and I still laughed my ass off! Do more...much more...never stop. You are destined to go down in history...How about a Geoff Tate/Lasagna combination song...I must have it!
Indy Gent - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Sonny, although in all modesty I thought you went overboard. As far as Geoff Tate/Lasagna, I'm not familiar with those songs (or artists). ;D
Red Ant - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I could have swore I commented on this before but apparently not. Excellent remake on this OS and I can relate living in VA. 555.
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