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Song Parodies -> "Chuck Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chuck Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Pixton Chuck

The Lyrics

Here is our greatest parody and like queens version makes absolutely no sense, although if you asked chuck he would disagree as all things make sense no matter how stupid they seem.
Is this the after life?
Chuck has just round housed me
Right on the backside
Here's the Chuck Fact centenary
He's gouged out my eyes
He ate them with pies
And quiche
I am a sore boy
Got bruises all over me
Because he's...
Hitting high
Hitting low
Karate chop
Deadly Blow
All the way his fists go, blood is getting splattered on me, on me

Chuck just killed a man
A cowboy boot went through his head
Pulled his arms off now he's dead
like a current bun
Chuck ate him up and sent him to the grave
Mama, ohh
Chuck's a really deadly guy
All his footprints leave are pain and sorrow
(drop a bomb drop a bomb)
People's bone's he shatters

Through glass plate
Head first I come
With a roundhouse from behind
I hear a snapping of my spine
Aufwidersien everybody
I've lost a toe
Broke my jaw I'm going blind and lost a tooth
I don't want to die
He suplexed me through a table to the floor

I see a little image of a bearded man
tasha-mouche tasha-mouche
A brown beard on his face grows
teeth are done in whitening, he is always blinding me

Texas Ranger
Texas Ranger
Texas Ranger is a show
(It's a show oh)

I'm just a sore boy chuck doesn't love me
hes just a sore boy from a chuck rhapsody
taken his life by this chucktrosity
Left right low blow will you let me know
roundhouse kick No! He will not let you know, Let me know
roundhouse kick he will not let you know, Let me know
roundhouse kick we will not let you know, Let me know
he will not let you know, Let me know
Never let me know - oooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
oh chuck norris, chuck norris, chuck norris let me go
the bearded one has a roundhouse put aside for me
for me
for meeeee

So you think you can break me and tear out my eyes
so you think you can snap me and leave me to die
oh chucky - cant do this to me chucky
Just gotta roundhouse - just gotta roundhouse outta here

no-one else gets battered
Only chuck can see
no-one else gets battered - no-one else gets battered but me

Only when CHUCK SAYS ........
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 10

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   1
 4   6
 5   1

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Poopie Long Stocking - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great 70s song, Pixton! You deserve a perfect poopie longstocking vote of 5,5,5 for such magnificent work.
Michael Pacholek - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Makes no sense, bad rhymes, Chuck Norris isn't worthy of a good parody (in other words, no problem here), and it took until the third verse before I realized this wasn't about OUR Chuck. This was a bomb. Not DA bomb.
Agrimorfee - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Eh, i think this was stoopid with 2 o's. Which is kind of a good thing. However, Mike was right. You are off the mark quite a few times in the pacing. The worst thing, though, is that it isn't until the halfway mark in the song that we find out which Chuck this song is about. "Tasha-mouche, tasha-mouche"---nice little spoonerism humor. :) 243
MrMacphisto - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I docked you for a point on the pacing, but I liked it overall. Guys, Pixton has been writing songs based on the Chuck Norris absurdity stuff that has been going around the internet. If you've seen how crazy Texas Ranger is, you'll probably understand why people come up with this stuff. And by the way... Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris was about to ****in' kill it.
thegingerninja - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved it!! A great effort. Long live Chuck!
Stephen Harrington - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
454, pacing is alittle off, but still it's fairly good.

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