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Song Parodies -> "Dont Hit That Cow (its Really Bad Karma)"

Original Song Title:

"Dont Stop Me Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Dont Hit That Cow (its Really Bad Karma)"

Parody Written by:

CJ69

The Lyrics

India has next to no road laws and lots of cows which are considered holy in the Hindu faith. when the cows stray on the roads you are left with a very ugly decision as is faced by this driver..........
Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real bad crash
I wont survi-i –i-ive
cos the gods, will really hate my guts if
I kill their heav'nly creature
So don't hit the cow
Don't hit it cos its very bad karma, very bad karma

I'm a Indian man racing through the roads
Like a nutta defying the laws of motoring
I'm in a racing car, though its worth only a fiver
I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me
I'm burning through my tires yeah
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Michelin
I'm goin into tailspin
Oh bloody hell a cow has stepped into the road

Don't hit the cow
I'd rather hit the cyclist
or maybe that van
Don't hit the cow
If I wanna have a good life
I should roadkill that man
don't hit the cow
'cause I''ll have real bad karma
Don't hit the cow
if I mangle that cyclist
I won't have to stop at all

I'm a learner driver on my way to work
On a collision course
with a bovine beast
I'm out of control
in a death machine, swerving through the road
Like an atom bomb about to oh oh oh oh oh explode
I'm burning through my tires yeah
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Michelin
I'm goin into tailspin
Oh bloody hell another cow is in the road

Don't hit them, don't hit them, don't hit them hey hey hey!
Don't hit them, don't hit them ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't hit them, don't hit them
It is double bad Karma
Don't hit them don't hit them
ohhhhhhh!
(most amazing guitar solo courtesy of Brian May)
oh
I'm burning through my tires yeah
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Michelin
I'm goin into tailspin
BUT I KNOW THAT I AM GOIN TO WIN!

Don't hit the cow
I'd rather hit the cyclist
or maybe that van
Don't hit the cow
If I wanna have a good life
I should roadkill that man
don't hit the cow
'cause I''ll have real bad karma
Don't hit the cow
if I mangle that cyclist
I won't have to stop at all



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Please visit my other work : "Reichstag Rhapsody" a parody of queens Bo' Rap'.

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Very original idea. Kinda shaky execution (for one the tailspinning lines don't really match, IMHO). 454. I've only done one Queen song myself, but it's road accident prone too so you might be interested:
www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen262.shtml
Mattiotto - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
this is hilariouis!!! good work

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