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Song Parodies -> "We'll Ewok You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We'll Ewok You"

Parody Written by:

The Fire Knight (who likes chicken)

The Lyrics

I like Star Wars (and pie)
Empire, you're so stupid thinking that
You'll defeat the Rebel Alliance forces today
You'll get shot in the face
You big disgrace
'Coz these Ewoks will kill you everyday

We will, we'll Ewok you
We will, we'll Ewok you

Ewoks are a short race,cute race
Tootin' in their horns scarin' the Empire today
They got fuzz on their face
They're no disgrace
Wavin' their sharp spears all over the place

We will, we'll Ewok you
We will, we'll Ewok you

Stormtroopers better run hard
Screamin' coz they'll get shot by a stone arrow today
Getting shot in the face
Total disgrace
You're gonna get put into a grave

We will, we'll Ewok you
We will, we'll Ewok you

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Poopie Longstocking - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever parody of a great 70's song! I shall give it a perfect PLS vote of 5,5,5!!
Kat - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(giggles like a crazed chipmunk)
me - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
do u have mental problems!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
emperor draco - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
well 'me' how bout u shut ur mole hole, sound good? thought so so nyah

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