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Song Parodies -> "We Drafted Champions (Magic the Gathering)"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

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Parody Song Title:

"We Drafted Champions (Magic the Gathering)"

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The Lyrics

For all you Magic the Gathering players out there....(I know this has happened to you, don't even try to deny it)......
I had to choose
The draft set this time.
Jushi Apprentice,
And Jugan came to mind.

And Cloudcrest Lakes
I need a few
I've had my share of bad drafts, played Cheatyface
Against Ray Charles too!
(Somehow he still won, and won, I'm 1 and 1...)

Oh, we drafted Champions
My friends
And I got a Yosei
And Cage of Hands
We drafted Champions, we drafted Champions
No time for Legions, cuz we drafted Champions
It unfurled.......

I played a Moth
Tenza, Godo's Maul
And followed with a Jade Idol and a creature, Kami
Of Ancient Law
Against a Battle-Mad Ronin
Equipped with Hankyu
It was gonna be a challenge

We drafted Champions
My friends
And I got a kick in
The rear end
We drafted Champions, we drafted Champions
I was the loser, when we drafted Champions
With a girl........

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Poopie Long stocking - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
You did a great job parodying one of Queen's best 70's songs here, so I'm gonna award it with a perfect 5,5,5 vote!!

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