-> "Pinocchio Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pinocchio Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Charles Xavier
The Lyrics
Pinocchio:
Is this my real life?
Or is this fantasy?
Will I be a puppet on strings for eternity?
Blue Fairy:
Open your eyes.
Look up to the skies and see.
Jiminy Cricket:
I'll be his conscience.
You can depend on me.
Blue Fairy:
If you'll be generous and unselfish,
I shall grant Geppetto's wish.
Pinocchio:
I will be a good boy.
Jiminy Cricket:
He won't act so nasty, you'll see!
Blue Fairy:
We'll see.
***
Pinocchio:
Jiminy.
Where have you gone?
Stromboli's got me caged.
Being an actor's truly gay.
Jiminy.
Why'd you leave me here?
You've turned your back and thrown me all away!
***
Pinocchio:
JIMINY! OOOOO!
Jiminy Cricket:
Didn't mean to make you cry!
But it seems that you're locked up pretty tight.
Blue Fairy:
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
This is the last time I'll help you.
***
Honest John:
Dear boy, your time has come!
Pleasure Island is where you must be,
Let's go, hi-fiddle-dee-dee!
Pinocchio:
Goodbye, Jiminy Cricket.
I've got to go!
Got to leave you now and finally have some fun.
***
Pinocchio:
JIMINY! OOOOO!
Jiminy Cricket:
Look at you, Pinocchio!
Pinocchio:
I don't want to change,
Into a donkey, it seriously sucks ass!
***
Jiminy Cricket:
I see a little note falling from the sky.
Pinocchio:
Who's it from?
Who's it from?
Does it tell about my father?
Jiminy Cricket:
Thunderbolts and lightning!
This is very, very frightening for me!
He was eaten!
Pinocchio:
He was eaten?
Jiminy Cricket:
He was eaten!
Pinocchio:
He was eaten?
Jiminy Cricket:
He was eaten by Monstro!
***
Jiminy Cricket:
Look out belo-o-o-ow!
***
Pinocchio:
I'm just a wooden boy,
Nobody loves me.
Fishes:
He's just a wooden boy,
Without a family.
Spare him his life from that monstrosity!
***
Geppetto:
Easy come, easy go.
Will you let us go,
Big Monstro?
Monstro the Whale:
NO!
I will not let you go!
Geppetto:
Let us go,
Big Monstro!
Monstro the Whale:
I will not let you go!
Geppetto:
Let us go,
Big Monstro!
Monstro the Whale:
I will not let you go!
Geppetto:
Let us go!
Monstro the Whale:
Will not let you go!
Geppetto:
Let us go!
Monstro the Whale:
Will not let you go!
Geppetto:
Let us go!
Monstro the Whale:
Will not let you go!
Never! Never! Never!
Geppetto:
Let us go-o-o-o!
Monstro the Whale:
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
***
Gepetto:
Oh, Pinocchio!
Oh, Pinocchio!
Pinocchio:
Come on father, we shall go!
Let's start a fire, to get Monstro pissed off!
Then, we'll be free.
Be free!
BE FREEEEEEE!
***
Monstro the Whale:
So you think you can escape from my beady eyes?
So you think you can laugh and just wave me goodbye?
Pinocchio:
Oh, father!
Can't do this to me father!
We've gotta get out!
We've gotta get right out of here!
***
Cleo and Figaro:
Oh, yeah!
We're saved!
Geppetto:
Nothing really matters.
My dear son is dead.
Nothing really matters.
Let's burn him into firewood, instead!
Pinocchio:
Father, I'm a real boy!
AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Pinocchio got thrown into the fireplace and burned to death)
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