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Song Parodies -> "I Have To Go Pee"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Break Free"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Have To Go Pee"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

I have to go pee
I have to go pee
I want to zip open my fly
And piss 'till I run dry, where's the bathroom?
I have to go pee
must go must go, I have to go pee

My bladder's filled up
My bladder's filled up, don't have much time
And this line I stand in's unreal
My bladder's filled up
must go must go, my bladder's filled up

I stand in a que
Wait to get into the men's loo for what I must do
Oh now soon it may pour
down my leg to the floor
Oh how I have to go pee badly
Oh how I have to go pee
Oh how I have to go pee

This line is too long
I've got to go and let it all out let it all out let it all out
'Till I run dry
I have really got to go-whoa, hey
Must go, I have really got to go
So badly can't you see
I have to go pee

I have to go pee
I have to go pee yeah

I have I have I have I have to go pee....

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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Phil Alexander - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Silly. But kinda funny, too ;-)
Rick C - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You'd better go NOW! 555
Kristof Robertson - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm nothing if not honest, Willie. Some good work here, but the whole piece could be developed a bit more; you seemed to run out of new ideas. Still, I enjoyed it. 545
Dominic L. - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Dominic was here and is giving you the official 555 vote of him.... In other words, I don't know what to comment
Yet Another Dutchman - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Bwahaha! Especially because TOS hasn't got a lot of lines to work with, I don't know how you do it, but this parody is *nearly* as full as your bladder (exactly is physically impossible, as you'll agree.) The 5s are yours.
jay - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you

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