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Song Parodies -> "Public Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Radio Ga-Ga"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Public Phone"

Parody Written by:

Kai Dathe

The Lyrics

I'd stand alone in a public phone
My only line in wired zone
And everything I had to moan
I did it in the public phone

You gave them all that small shelter
Thru thunder storms - or helter skelter
You made them dial - you made them key
You made us feel like we could pee

So don't become like vintage cars
An antique for the celulars
Who just don't ring or just don't hide
And just complain you're occupied
You had your calls you had the c
You've yet to have your highest fee

All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones sing sing
Public phones ringing
All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones ding dong
Public phones where's Joe?
Public phones, someone still calls you

We fake phone calls - we talk on loos
Online are we for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our box
How phoning changes thru the dogs

Let's hope you're never on the fritz
Like all machines destroyed by kids
So be next door cos we might dump these
When we grow tired of all those handies
You had your calls you had the c
You've yet to have your highest fee
Public phone

All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones sing sing
Public phones ringing
All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones sing sing
Public phones ringing
All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones ding dong
Public phones where's Joe?
Public phones, someone still calls you

Public phones ringing
Public phones ringing
Public phones ringing
Public phones

You had your calls you had the c
You've yet to have your highest fee
Public phone

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