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Song Parodies -> "Dont Stuff Me Now (Christmass parody)"

Original Song Title:

"Dont Stop Me Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Dont Stuff Me Now (Christmass parody)"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

every felt for the turkey on christmass
Don't stuff me now, Just cause its christmas

Tonight I'm gonna have merry good christmas
I feel alive and the world of turky and tinsel yeah!
ill be floating around in gravey
So Don't stuff me, now Don't stuff me
'just Cause its christmas, and im in my prime

I'm a 10oz turkey leaping through the sky
Like a cracker, jokes so bad there border insainity
I'm a doing a runna, passing by table and best china
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning In the oven yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me christmess dinner
Ill be eaten by a bunch of gluttony sinner
I wanna make you choak on my bland food

Don't stuff me now I'm only a few years old
I'm not being mauled don't stuff me now
If you wanna have a good time become a vegiterian
Don't stuff me now ('Just cause its christmass time)
Don't stuff me now (yes because im still in my prime)
I don't want to eat at all

I'm a main course on my way to a stomuch
On a collision course
I'm in a mircomave, Timmers out of control
I'm a golden crispy, ready to maul
Like an crambarrry about to
Oh oh oh oh oh tasteful

I'm burning In the oven yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me christmess dinner
Ill be eaten by a bunch of gluttony sinner
I wanna make you choak on my bland food

Don't stuff me don't stuff me
Don't stuff me hey hey hey!
Don't stuff me don't stuff me ooh ooh ooh (cluck, cluck, cluck)
Don't stuff me don't stuff me
Im still in my prime yes im in my prime
Don't stuff me don't stuff me Ah

I'm burning In the oven yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me christmess dinner
Ill be eaten by a bunch of gluttony sinner
I wanna make you choak on my bland food

Don't stuff me now I'm only a few years old
I'm not being mauled don't stuff me now
If you wanna have a good time become a vegiterian
Don't stuff me now ('Just cause its christmass time)
Don't stuff me now (yes because im still in my prime)
I don't want to eat at all

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