-> "Bathroomian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
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Is this a clean lav? Is this a vacancy?
My stomach's aching, gotta take a poo and a pee.
Open your flies,
Aim up to the skies and pee....
I'm a desperate boy,
I need the toilet now
Because I need a dump, gotta go
Squeeze it out, real slow.
Anyway my wind blows,
Fogging up the bathroom for me...
Bummer, just broke the pan.
Thought it was a turtle head
Did a power dump instead
Bummer, this turd has just begun,
But now I have to push it all the way.
My arse is really sore,
At this rate, I'll still be here tomorrow.
On the John, carry on.
It doesn't really matter.
Too late, my butt has gone.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Anus stretching all the time.
Help me, anybody?
I'm gonna blow,
Unless I get the bugger out today.
Why's my ass so tight?
Sometimes I wish I'd never got corked at all...
I see a little syrup of figs on the side.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, he just drank the whole bottle.
I just can't stop shite-ing, very very frightening me!
Diarrhoea, (diarrhoea), Diarrhoea (diarrhoea)
Diarrhoea, let me go.
My butt is sooooorrrreee....
I've got the drizzlies, somebody help me.
He's got the drizzlies, get back on the lavatory.
Hold on tight 'cause this guy is gonna scream!
Here it comes, there it goes, brown rivers flow.
Russian sh*ts (noooooo!) His arse is gonna blow! (there it goes!)
Smell's killer (nooo) His arse is gonna blow! (there he goes)
Run away NOW! His arse is gonna blow! (there it goes)
He has got the trots (got the trots)
Sitting on the pot (on the pot)
Giving all he's got (all he's got)
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OW! OW!
Oh diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
Diarrhoea let me go!
Syrup of figs is a messing up my guts,
Poor me, poor me, poor meeeeeeeee....
So you think you can stay on the toilet all night,
So you just had the trots but you're still full of sh*te?
Oh, maybe. I just sh*t like a baby.
Just had to come out, just had to come right out of here.
Senokot* or Ex Lax,
Doesn't work you see.
Nothing really matters.
Nothing really matters,
Ow, my poor asshole...
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