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Song Parodies -> "It Will Stone You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"It Will Stone You"

Parody Written by:

Zaphod Beeblebrox

The Lyrics

Hey im back! it's the proud return of ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX
Buddy, your a good man, nice man, walkin',
gettin ready to take out girl someday,
but those zits on your face,
teenage digrace,
Better just lie down and sniff some some cocaine

It will It will stone you.
It will It will stone you

Yeah stuff up your nose, no clothes are stoppin
from you gettin up and streakin' today
Your high as a plane, smokin disdain,
and inhalin the snuff that from America came.

It will it will stone you
It will it will stone you
It will It will stone you

Guitar solo

See buddy when your sniffin,inhalin and snortin,
five hundred tons of the crack cocaine
You got white on your face,
teenage disgrace,
lookin up from your dying place singin

It will It will Stone you
It will It will stone you!
Please comment on my come back song! dont stone yourself!

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oops - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
oops I meant 70s not 80s (came out in '77) :D

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