Brian, I'd sit alone and watch your hair,
The only thing I've seen in years,
And everything I had to know,
I found it somewhere in your hair,

You've never cut it from when Queen formed,
Through BoRhap times till Days Of Our Lives,
You made us rock, you made us roll,
You made us feel like your hair was alive,
Brians Hair,

So dont let it become, some short haircut,
Made into a wig, for some bald prat,
Who I just dont know, and I just dont care
You'll just complain when it's not there,
You have your hair, you have the power,
Dont get a haircut, it'll be the worst hour,
Brians Hair,

All we see is Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut please stay,
Haircut whats new?
That bloody haircut will stay with you,

We've watched the hair - for signs for life,
We'll keep watching it for hours & hours,
We hardly need to use our eyes,
Everytime we wake, we know it's there alive,

Lets hope it never runs away,
Like all good things, it wont come back,
So stick around, we might miss it,
When we grow tired of all this short hair,
You have THE hair, you have the power,
You've yet to have your hair cut short,
Brians Hair,

All We see is Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut please stay,
Haircut whats new?
That bloody haircut will stay with you,

Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut Bri Bri,
Brians Hair,

You have The hair, you have the power,
You've yet to have your haircut short,
Brians Hair