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Song Parodies -> "TV Guide"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"TV Guide"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Yo, hand me the remote.
Are you gonna watch CNN tonight?
Or are you watchin Baseball Tonight?
Are you gonna watch TV until midnight?
TV Guide tells me when my shows will be on

Hey I was watchin Dr. Phil
And the Rugrats with Phil and Lil
But I knew what show was on at eight o'clock
It was MTV's show called punk'd
Everything else on was junk
You know Wednesday is not a good day for TV
Hey hey!

I've been watchin Scooby Doo
Kids Next Door and MTV 2
I've seen every Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, and Espy
But Melroe's Place on style
Really got boring after a while
But TV Guide was there to show me what was on

Oh won't you watch a classic on AMC
Or a music countdown on MTV
Are you gonna buy somethin from QVC
TV Guide tells me when my shows will be on
TV Guide tells me when my shows will be on

Hey listen here
Now your cable is comcast
It's on demand is really fast
Ain't no movie that's too violent for me
Oh but I still get ESPN
And each week I watch 7th Heaven
TV Guide tells me what shows are on TV

Oh you gonna sit in front of the television
Oh what is the channel that you're watchin
Oh I see you like the Game Show Network?
TV Guide tells me when my shows will be on
TV Guide tells me when my shows will be on
Get your remote and flip
TV Guide
TV Guide

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