Song Parodies -> Biology Rhapsody
| Original Song Title: | "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Biology Rhapsody" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter (the Reader) |
This is what too much time in Biology class can get you...
This is the classroom
This is biology
Just doin' schoolwork
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the lights and see
I'm just a student, I need some sympathy
Cuz' what's my grade, I don't know
May be high, may be low
Anywhere those cells go doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Momma just grounded me
Saw my biology grade
You know that it's not an A
Momma, school had just begun
And now I've gone and thrown my grade away
Momma, ooh,
Didn't mean to get an F
If I don't have an A this time next May
I'll be in summer school, like it'd never even happened
Too late, now school is done
I still have failing grade
And my tutors won't give aide
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go,
Got to leave you all behind for summer school
Momma, ooh
I don't want to go, sometimes wish I'd never had class at all
I see a little silhouette-o of a cell!
Of a cell! Of a cell! Little organelles floating!
Lysosomes they might be! Very, very fright'ning me!
Golgi bodies! (Golgi bodies!) Golgi bodies! (Golgi bodies!) Golgi bodies where'd you go?
Large Central Vacuole!
I'm just a poor kid
Nobody loves me
He's just a poor kid from a poor family! Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Grades'll come, grades'll go
Will you let me go?
Embolus! No! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Embolus! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Embolus! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go-o-o-o-o!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Mr. Teacher! Mr. Teacher! Mr. Teacher let me go!
The substitute has a worksheet put aside for me-e-e, for me-e-e, for MEEEEEE!
So you think you can flunk me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can fail me and leave me to die?
Oh, teacher!
Can't do this to me teacher!
Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here!
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh yah,
Oooh yah,
Science doesn't matter,
Anyone can see
Science doesn't matter
Science doesn't matter
To me...
Anywhere those cells go,
Oooh...
This is biology
Just doin' schoolwork
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the lights and see
I'm just a student, I need some sympathy
Cuz' what's my grade, I don't know
May be high, may be low
Anywhere those cells go doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Momma just grounded me
Saw my biology grade
You know that it's not an A
Momma, school had just begun
And now I've gone and thrown my grade away
Momma, ooh,
Didn't mean to get an F
If I don't have an A this time next May
I'll be in summer school, like it'd never even happened
Too late, now school is done
I still have failing grade
And my tutors won't give aide
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go,
Got to leave you all behind for summer school
Momma, ooh
I don't want to go, sometimes wish I'd never had class at all
I see a little silhouette-o of a cell!
Of a cell! Of a cell! Little organelles floating!
Lysosomes they might be! Very, very fright'ning me!
Golgi bodies! (Golgi bodies!) Golgi bodies! (Golgi bodies!) Golgi bodies where'd you go?
Large Central Vacuole!
I'm just a poor kid
Nobody loves me
He's just a poor kid from a poor family! Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Grades'll come, grades'll go
Will you let me go?
Embolus! No! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Embolus! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Embolus! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go-o-o-o-o!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Mr. Teacher! Mr. Teacher! Mr. Teacher let me go!
The substitute has a worksheet put aside for me-e-e, for me-e-e, for MEEEEEE!
So you think you can flunk me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can fail me and leave me to die?
Oh, teacher!
Can't do this to me teacher!
Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here!
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh yah,
Oooh yah,
Science doesn't matter,
Anyone can see
Science doesn't matter
Science doesn't matter
To me...
Anywhere those cells go,
Oooh...
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Great job! Especially substituting "the substitute" for "Beelzebub."
I can really relate to this, and it's so funny! Great Job!
very very good...Im actually also working on a parody about bio as my next classroom opera...youve inspired me!
I can't name the the stages of mitosis, either. This one tickled me right down my cytoplasim. Excelent, you get an A in parody class.
That was really cute. My favourite bio term was "mitochondria" and after 9 months of biology i still dont know what it is! Anyway, great parady!
Missed this first time around... very good indeed
Lots of great lines! "Goodbye everybody, I've got to go, Got to leave you all behind for summer school" "Of a cell! Of a cell! Little organelles floating! Lysosomes they might be! Very, very fright'ning me!"
Best School Parody
Wow, this is good. We have to do a bio music video (like in bill nye) at the end of this year. I just wrote "It's my heart" after this...
The submittor probably took into account that the song was originally released in the 70s but revived in the early 90s due to inclusion in "Waynes World", so he must have used 80s as a "compromise" (since the 'midpoint' between 1976 and 1992 is 1984). But I liked the parody; it was really funny.
This is a parody I can totally relate to. I am going to give a printout of this to my teacher. This is probably the best laugh I have had in Ages. I really love your ingenuity. Keep it up, and gevi me more to laugh at!!!
I liked the first part a lot
His mamma grounded him for his grade wasn't an "A" but in the bigining he says "I'm just a student, I need some sympathy Cuz' what's my grade, I don't know" Then if you don't know your grade then how can your mom ground you for having a bad grade that a second ago you didn't know about? it's a mystery to me Charlie brown
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